What Is life Without Some Frolicking?

Dante Alighieri: Italian poet (1265-1321) and one of the supreme figures of world literature, was admired for the depth of his spiritual vision and for the range of his intellectual accomplishment. The most significant event of his youth, according to his own account, was his meeting in 1274 with Beatrice, the woman whom he loved, and whom he exalted, first in La Vita Nuova or The New Life and later in his greatest work, The Divine Comedy.

Dante within his presentations refers to life as a tragedy and a comedy. As you have been reading the exposure of calamitous episodes, now has come a time to take a break from some of the seriousness and cast our eyes upon some happiness, joy and frolicking. For what is life without a mixture of everything that life brings upon? So let us begin with some fun, happiness, joy, laughter and some frolicking.

There was a group of people walking in the park and dusk was almost upon them. As they were walking and talking, suddenly they saw a man sitting on a bench, but something was very unusual about him. They came close to this man. This man had a most brilliant scintillating light shinning from him. So they asked, what is this light emitting from you? Who are you? So the man said, I am the creator of everything that has ever been and is created.

So they asked him can you tell us what does time mean to you? The creator replied it is written in the Bible: A moment with God is like a thousand years. So they asked further, what is a billion years? The creator replied, a billion years is a second.

So they asked the creator, can you create for us a steak dinner, baked sweet potato, pistachio ice cream desert and some raw vegetable juices to drink? So the creator said, it is done! Suddenly out of thin air everything appeared to their fullest expectations, including linen napkins and finger bowls with water and lemon to wash their hands. With that the people said you must be for real the creator. The creator asked, is there something more you desire? So they thought for a moment and then asked, can you create for us a billion dollars? The creator responded, in a second, and then disappeared.

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Once upon a time a girl and a boy about 7 years old were walking by a lake and it was a hot day. As they were talking the girl said, you know my parents always argue who is a better Christian, the Protestants or the Catholics? The boy said, that is exactly the same thing my parents argue about. Nancy, do you know the difference between a protestant and a catholic.? The girl said, I was raised and I am a protestant. What are you Jack? I am a catholic, do you see any difference in you being a protestant and me being a catholic? They both agreed that they could not tell the difference, as they kept on walking.

Since it was a very hot day and they were walking by this beautiful lake, Jack said lets go swimming in the lake. So they both quickly took off all their cloths. And when Nancy saw Jack in the nude, she remarked, now I see the difference between a catholic and the protestant. Your a catholic and I am protestant.

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There was a young boy who the parents were teaching him the words of life. So one of the things they taught him was that he should never use these words when other people are around. The words were when he needs to urinate, he should say, I need to go for a walk now, and the parents will know that the boy needs to urinate now. So one time as the parents had a house full of guests, the boy comes into the living room and says, I need to go for a walk now. The parents didn't hear the boy, but one of the guests said to the boy, go for a walk now and don't disturb our party. Since there was a big flower pot with a plant in it, the boy urinated into it in front of all the guests. The parents were very much embarrassed and realized that they have to change those words of going for a walk now into something different. So the parents decided to teach the boy that if he needs to urinate, he should say, I want to whistle now. With those words the parents will understand that the boy needs to urinate now.

So one time, grandpa came over for a visit and to stay a few days by the boy's parents. The evening came and the parents decided that the boy can sleep with the grandpa. About the middle of the night, the boy wakes up and is telling grandpa that he wants to whistle now. Grandpa said sh, please be quite or not you will wake up your parents. A moment later he is telling grandpa, I need to whistle badly now. Please grandpa I want to whistle badly now. So grandpa half asleep and much obliging said, okay whistle quietly into my ear.

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There was a carpenter who was employed by a contractor who builds houses. Every day for many years, after work he would linger around the building site until every worker went home. As soon as everyone was gone, he would steal some building material, loaded it on his pickup truck, and zipping away he went. After many, many years of stealing, his conscience began to haunt him. Since he had not been to church and confession for many, many years, he decided to turn a new leaf. While confessing, he began.

Father I am a good carpenter, and for many, many, many years I have been stealing building material from my good, honest, naive boss. I built the mansion I live in with very little money, because I stole practically everything from my unsuspecting boss. Not only that, but I also sold a lot of it, and I still have plenty of material on hand to build several houses. Please, father, forgive me my sins. What shall I do?

Well son, this is quite a sin you have. For your penance, I want you to say these prayers, and also make a novena. Father I know how to say the prayers, but as to the novena, father you bring the blueprints for the novena, and I will supply the lumber, nails, tools and the labor, all for free. It won’t cost you a penny.

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There was an atheist who went around the world teaching that God does not exist and everything comes from an evolution. So one day the atheist decided to go to Alaska to hunt for the great Kodiak bear. While walking in the forest, he marveled at the evolution of the trees, rocks, soil, running stream, fish and the whispering wind. Suddenly he heard the rustling of someone running after him. He turned around and saw a huge ferocious Kodiak bear coming upon him very fast. The atheist took up running fast and as he was running he saw the Kodiak catching up to him. So now he ran faster, but he couldn't outrun the bear. Now the Kodiak bear was ready to pounce upon him. The atheist saw this and said, Oh my God! Suddenly silence came upon, the water in the stream stopped running, fish ceased moving about, even the wind was motionless. Then a voice said from the ether, you atheist have the nerve to call upon God when all this time you went around the world preaching that God does not exist and everything evolves from a simple amoeba.

Now the atheist knew that the God was right in his accusation. So he talks to God and said, I know I was wrong all this time and it isn't fair that I should call upon you in my last moment of life to save me. But can you at least convert the Kodiak bear to be a Christian? The silence ceased, the water in the stream ran, the fish swam again, the wind began to move and the atheist saw the Kodiak bear drop to his knees, with folded paws in prayer, saying, thank you God for the food which I am about to receive.

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Don't stop reading this just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you can read it.

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Comment: The normal vibratory rate of a human body is between 62 and 68 MHz. One MHz is one million cycles per second. The brain functions optimally between 72 and 90 MHz. Albert Einstein said that each person uses time differently, according to the speed of the mind and the consciousness.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What sentence in a foreign language can be read forward and backwards and still have the same meaning?
A. In Polish: Kobyla ma maly bok --- The cow has a small side

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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A group of atoms were fighting and arguing among themselves, endeavoring to find out who is the holy of holiest on planet earth? So they raised their barbaric battle cries and shook their clenched fists pleading to find out. Tell us! Tell us! Oh universal one! Who is the holiest of all?

And a voice came from the ether and said: I am that I am! And I am here to inform all of you atoms that no one is holier. For I am the one and only true universal, omnipresent God, and I am equal with all of you. Therefore, no one is above me nor below me, because we are all equal divine atoms.

Consequently, no one atom, and no place is holier than the other; for we are all one, the indivisible atomic oneness, incapable of ever being separated from one another for very long, for I have created all of you equal, after my image and my likeness with love; from atoms. And trillion of atoms you are!

So now ask yourself, how can any of us be better than the other, since we are all divine atoms? Therefore, I love all of you, unconditionally, irregardless who you are. For I am Limitless Love. So stop fighting, children of the universe, and let's have some peace, love, joy, compassion, fun, frolicking and knowledge on earth! And never forget we are all equal, divine, spiritual omnipresent atoms!

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A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, I need to inspect your farm. The old farmer said OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder.

The agriculture representative said, Mr. I have the authority of my Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go where ever I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you really  understand? The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the rep at every step. The old farmer called out, Show him your card!! Show him your card!!

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There was an old lady 84 years old. She was an organist in her church. So one time she invited the pastor for a spot of tea and some refreshments. While she went into the kitchen to prepare the food and tea, the pastor noticed that on her organ at home was a bowl of water and in the water there was a condom floating in it. When the pastor saw this, he was amazed!

When the old lady organist brought out the refreshments, his curiosity got the best of him. So he asked what is that in the water? She said. Oh that. One time I was walking in an ally and I saw this package unopened. So I picked it up, read the instructions which said, place it on the organ, keep it wet and it will protect you from the disease. And you know what pastor, ever since I followed the instructions, I didn't have a cold, no sickness or the flu.

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A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic. We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. After the long weekend the husband comes home a little tired, but, otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, Yes! Lots of walleye, some bass, and a few pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to? The dutiful wife replies, I did. They're in your tackle box.

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This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your right foot. You can't!!!
1. While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. Keep on doing it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Observe what happens! Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so ... And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends ... They won't be able to believe it either!!!

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For the company's annual picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was Fired for ordering the cups.......

Dante said that sometimes life can be a tragedy and a comedy at the same time. For those who do not know what is a paradox, it is a seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true. Here is an example of that paradox.

The day is upon us, when you who are awakening to higher consciousness will realize, what a tragedy it was in believing the superstitions of all false belief systems. And the comedy is, now that you know better and have awaken to the higher consciousness you can gaze back and see how silly and foolish you were in believing the superstitions of false religions and other false systems, which lead all mankind to the pit of self destruction, the carbon 666 transitional death.

Now that you know what is the tragedy and the comedy with a curious happy resolution, that the purpose of the mortal life is to reunite yourself to the long since forgotten divinity, and thus make all the travails of mortal life, sickness and dying obsolete, how can you accomplish this? By overcoming the 1st original sin, the enmity, the separation from the divinity, hence become once again, the immortal crystal clear pure nuclear energy light, one of the Christs! Come and become! Time is of the essence!

To add some more fun, laughter to life view programs on TV such as: Amen, Green Acres, Just For Laughs, etc. When a person is happy and full of innocent joy, fear is never present. And when you are smiling and laughing, your body exercises about 600 muscles, but when you are sad, hateful, spiteful and blue, your body uses only about 12 muscles.

It doesn't matter how many people you will send this in an email or the URL link to this page, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh also! And laughing entices happiness, which invigorates the immune system and thus improves your priceless health and love.

Smile, for it is a universal language everyone understands. Always be kind to everyone, for whatsoever you do to the least of thee, you also do it to yourself; only to a greater magnitude. That is a nuclear physics law. God bless you and I love you.

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